I was invited to corporate hospitality for this game last season. It was pure torture.

I left on the final whistle, stormed out and handed my chelski goodie bag to the reception as i went. Got in a lift and Simon Jordan got in with me. I like the guy and we had a few words. When he asked if i enjoyed the game i said i would rather tear my nails out than watch chelski beat Spurs. He got the point.

I got invited to the same corporate hospitality this year. I turned it down and i will probably watch it in an empty room with noone to hear my screams